CONTENTS

• Eilidh McNair : Crystalline
• Michelle Souter : she's a big liar
• Andrea Sayers : united biscuits of europe
• Jen Collins : stewiebear
• Ben Robinson : Cut Hands Has The Solution: William Bennett and Afro Noise
• Jonny Reding : Chicken
• Val Norris : and we'll dream won't we
• The Lonely Piper : FAC 358 Perth Road, Dundee
• Neil McIntee : Miniature - number 3
• Villagestar : Bless
• Jill Skulina and Mickey Mallett : Twins, was their conjoined name
• Andy Sim : Safety Tested
• John Louden and Rob Hunter : disco beards
• Cover by Andrew Maclean